SOCIAL METHODS
The Police method.
Take the rabbit, and beat it, until it says it is an elephant.

Offered by Sergejs Roze, Sergejs_Roze@swh-t.lv


Bureaucratic Method.
We make a note in the book for keeping track of caught elephants. If after this there are still doubters, we show them a completed Certificate of Caught Elephant with a stamp from the Sahara Bureau of Elephant Hunting and receipts regarding the payment of hunters and commanders with all necessary signatures.

Offered by Silanty Kr-skoj silanty@dux.ru


Social custody Method.
We build a retirement home for elderly elephants. It is not difficult to get an elderly elephant from the home into a cage. Upon getting the elephant into the cage one must make sure that the elephant doesn't die from old age.

Offered by Eugene A. Kuznetsov smith@lab.sun.mcst.ru


Special thanks to Yan Pritzker, yan@airvertise.com for the help in methods translation.


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