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Take the rabbit, and beat it, until it says it is an elephant.
Offered by Sergejs Roze, Sergejs_Roze@swh-t.lv |
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We make a note in the book for keeping track of caught elephants. If after
this there are still doubters, we show them a completed Certificate of
Caught Elephant with a stamp from the Sahara Bureau of Elephant Hunting and
receipts regarding the payment of hunters and commanders with all necessary
signatures.
Offered by Silanty Kr-skoj silanty@dux.ru |
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We build a retirement home for elderly elephants. It is not difficult to get
an elderly elephant from the home into a cage. Upon getting the elephant into
the cage one must make sure that the elephant doesn't die from old age.
Offered by Eugene A. Kuznetsov smith@lab.sun.mcst.ru |
Special thanks to Yan Pritzker, yan@airvertise.com for the help in methods translation.
