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Let's catch 6 elephants and free 5 of them.
Offered by Teimuraz Abashidze, tga@geocell.com.ge |
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Take the veneer, the hammer and go to Africa, where you should wait for an elephant in the ambush. As soon as it approaches, go out and show yourself
to the elephant. When it rushes to you, put the veneer in front of you like a shield. When the elephant's tusks stick in the veneer, bend them down with the
hammer. The elephant is all yours!
Offered by Yuri Varivoda, varivoda@lotus.vniigaz.gazprom.ru |
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Let's take something of grey colour, put it into the cage, and say to the customers that is the elephant.
Offered by Vitaly Cooperman, vita@camtek.co.il |
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It is enough to project an elephant onto the sheet of paper, and then roll it up. You can even crumple it, and the elephant will not show any resistance.
Offered by Igor Shaposhnik, igor@stealthcomp.com |
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Every elephant receives a lottery ticket. The prize is redeemable from the
clerk in the cage. The winning elephant enters the cage, the cage is closed.
Now all that remains is to remove the clerk from the cage.
Offered by Eugene A. Kuznetsov smith@lab.sun.mcst.ru |
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"Well..who's going to make it to the cage faster?"
Offered by Eugene A. Kuznetsov smith@lab.sun.mcst.ru |
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Place a TV in the Sahara and televise a melodrama about elephants. If too
many elephants show up, we scare the extra ones off by broadcasting weather
reports.
Offered by Silanty Kr-skoj silanty@dux.ru |
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On the elephant path to the water hole, we place on both sides equidistant,
two stacks of hay. Elephants passing by will stop in their indecisiveness
and will stay indefinitely. At this point it is simple to take the elephant
with your bare hands (i.e., a tractor) or simply build a cage arond the
standing elephant.
Offered by Silanty Kr-skoj silanty@dux.ru |
Special thanks to Yan Pritzker, yan@airvertise.com for the help in methods translation.
